What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.