What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.