What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated