What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!