What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"