What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

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Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine?

I'll be black.