What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team?

The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz