What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated