What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Her husband had a holloween-ie.

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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!