Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

Fancy Dress Party Jokes More Fancy Dress Party Jokes

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Linux Jokes More Linux Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach