You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!
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One was fired, the other was terminated
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
A Reba!
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
They ketchup.
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Grounds for termination!
Grounds for termination.
Pilatte
Java the Hutt
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
Because windows 7 8 9
Don't bite any witches !
So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
They know people will blow them.