Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Pink Slip Jokes More Pink Slip Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare