Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Poetry Jokes More Poetry Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Hasta La Vista Jokes More Hasta La Vista Jokes

What does a black men and the Terminator have in common?

One says "Hasta la vista baby!!" and the other one says "Hasta la vista son"

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.