Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Pink Slip Jokes More Pink Slip Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.