Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!