Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.