Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!