Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Termination Jokes More Termination Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!