Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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All the conservatives are out working.

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You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

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Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."