Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave