Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*