A: He wanted to work overtime.
Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Fireunemployed.
A: A lunartick.
When their time is up.
His personality!
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Me: Because my bed is at home.
A: Half a measure.
