Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.