Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

How did Mace die?

Through the Windu.

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Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.