Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!