Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.

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Leeks!

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.