Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What's a Whistleblower's favorite food?

Leeks!

Farmer Market Jokes More Farmer Market Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.