What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks