Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press