When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
A Pedo File.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
A: They wanna peek-a-chu.
Warren !
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
inventor of Autocorrect
There was a full stop
