How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.