Maybe it's maple leaf.
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
Skinning the vegan.
six more weeks of bad hockey!