How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.