What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.