What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.