What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

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What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.