Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

Hannibal Lecter Jokes More Hannibal Lecter Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!