Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.

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How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.