Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

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What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.