Colleague Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

underlay underlay"

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

Qs Jokes More Qs Jokes

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Quantum Mechanic Jokes More Quantum Mechanic Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Hannibal Lecter Jokes More Hannibal Lecter Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.