He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
What do I have to do to get ahead around here?
Underlay! Underlay!
I don't care et al."
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
That's a salt!
He married his cousin.
Einsteins
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Osama-Been-Loggin'
None, that's what interns are for.
The scientists were brainstorming.
Because he felt like bacon. :P
p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln
I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!
Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus
He buys a new house.
With a pumpkin patch!
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
By the egg on its face.
Fission chips.
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.