Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Because they get jalapeo business.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
His mom was in a jam.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
My erection.
Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)
Liberal Arts Degrees.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Water. It helps them get high.
A: When you help an old lemon across the street.
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
Good jab.
