Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.