Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.