Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."