Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.