a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Strawberry Filled forever!
Because their mother was in a jam!
Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry
Because he couldn't find a date!
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
His mom was in a jam!
He was in a Jam.
His mom was in a jam.
One's a fruit, you idiot.
They both can't ride a bicycle!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"
Because his mother was in a jam.
A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
Strawberry and tarantula jelly !
There was a traffic jam.
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
Strawberry filled forever.
Because he couldn't get a date!
Berry Christmas!
Berried Treasure.
Me neither. Help.
None, both are collect in a field.
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Shocking!
It's not a tuba!"
Pears.
Elton John in a coma.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
I cry when I chop an onion.
When you sniff paint, you get high
She paints a target icon around the outlet.
Pitch for December
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Naughty by Nature
A naughty strawberry
They need clean air.
There's a clock on the stove.
