Stra Wberry Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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