How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.