How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.