How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ?

Craig in the wall !

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!