How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes