How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.