How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

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How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes