How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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What's cheaper than a wall?

Landmines.

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.