How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!