Mash Jokes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.