What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

What's a mole's favourite fruit?

An Avagadro.

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How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.