What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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What's a mole's favourite fruit?

An Avagadro.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes