Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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Franchicing

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Adobe wan Kenobi.

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What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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They want to look like their mothers.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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Flatman and Ribbon.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.