Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did the farmer win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!