What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.