What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Boil Potato Jokes More Boil Potato Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.