What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

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It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

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You boil the hell out of it

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How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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Anyone can mash potatoes

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.