What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.