What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.