What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

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What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.