What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.