What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...