What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...