What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...