What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

Constipate Owl Jokes More Constipate Owl Jokes

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...