What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...