What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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What do Zero and Nil have in common?

Absolutely nothing

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...