What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What is the difference between a generalist and a specialist?

A Specialist knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. A Generalist knows less and less about more and more until he knows absolutely nothing about everything.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...