What do you call a constipated German?

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How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.