What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.