Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.