Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level