Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

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What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.