What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.