What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.