What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease