Because he left a residue at every pole.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
A pure bred meth lab.
He's Snowden.
She left him out in the sun too long.
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Because he planned to blow up a plane.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
Residue.
He's taking over the Poles.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
