What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

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What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.