What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!