What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.