What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.