What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.