What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.