What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.