What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !