What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Wick Jokes More Wick Jokes

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !