How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.