How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.