How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.