Wick Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

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What did the wick say to the wax?

I candel you.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

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Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What do Limas Sweed and Bruce Jenner have in common?

Neither can keep track of their balls

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes More Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better