What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle