Michelle Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea