Michelle Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."