What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.