What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...