How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*