What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.