What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

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Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.