What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.