What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.