What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.