What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.