Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.