Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.