Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.