Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!