Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!