Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.