What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor