What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Why isn't China a democracy?

Because then they'd have to hold erections.

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What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind