What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

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What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"