How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

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They both wont be investigated very closely.