How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Kgb Jokes More Kgb Jokes

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.