How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

Why are Russians so heartless?

Because organ traders offer good price.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both wont be investigated very closely.

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.