How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What's a cannibal's favourite type of food?

Finger food!

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.