Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.