Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the Russian word for Internet outage?

Internjet

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?

Blizzard Entertainment.