Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink?

Cyka bleach

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in