Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a russian tree?

Dimitree

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.