How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.