How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.