How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo