How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What is steam?

Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.