What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.