What do you call a watermelon in Califo...

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.