What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.