What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

California Jokes More California Jokes

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco