What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon