What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.