What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6