What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.