What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them