Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
Because she was a cute angle.
Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
No, you cantaloupe.
Because it cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe!
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
They were both shot in Vegas!
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
She looked very Theroux-ly.