Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
Because she married Mr. Softy!
GG.
Because they cantaloupe..
Because it cantaloupe.
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
They were both shot in Vegas!
Fiancee.
She looked very Theroux-ly.