Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
Because she never marries the best man.
A Cantaloupe.
I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."
Because they cantaloupe.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
They were both shot in Vegas!
Both were shot in Vegas
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
Fiancee.