Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
They had a wedding reception.
Because the sun is hott.
Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(
A cantaloupe
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
I don't have a watermelon in my garage.
Because they can't elope!
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.