Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.