Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.