Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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A melon collie.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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Because they cantaloupe!

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They were both shot in Vegas!

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!