Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.