Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Vegas Jokes More Vegas Jokes

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.