Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."