Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
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Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fiancee
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A token ring.
Fiancee.
Feyonce
Feyonc
No, John! can't see
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
He wrote sheet music.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
They have the same middle name!
Their middle name.
A. Linedancing!
Sol food
A change is as good as a rest !
Under a-rest.
Too many thank-you notes.
