Fiancee Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance