Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
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Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fiancee
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A token ring.
Fiancee.
Existence is futile.
Reality *cries in the corner*
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Because his career is in bits.
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Cantaloupe.
Just ice.
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
No, John! can't see
Their middle name.
Feyonce
Fiance