Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
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Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fiancee
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A token ring.
Fiancee.
because she was too shallow.
Test tickles
No, John! can't see
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
A narcissistick.
Hey, this looks new!"
Because they can't elope!
They were both shot in Vegas!
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Because his career is in bits.
