Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
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Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fiancee
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A token ring.
Fiancee.
A: Because he's married.
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
Eggnog-stic.
Because they are planted in the spring!
Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.
Because his career is in bits.
A. Donut seeds.
Because it got fired!
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
because they cant find the point.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...
A Sasha Fierce!
Fiance
Hae girl Hae