Fiancee Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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A: Because he's married.

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Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

What do you call a heavy punch from Beyonce?

A Sasha Fierce!

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae