Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
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Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fiancee
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A token ring.
Fiancee.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Oh, they'll tell you.
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
Because his career is in bits.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Wait, I can explain everything!
Sweet Nothings.
Don't look. I'm dressing."
Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.
Elizabeth.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
