Fiancee Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What did the network engineer give to his fiancee?

A token ring.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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I Duggar."

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

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Fiancee

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They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

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A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.