Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
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Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
She looked very Theroux-ly.
Fiancee
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
A token ring.
Fiancee.
Feyonce
Fiance
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Ooo mami! (Umami)
A Cantaloupe.
A melon collie.
Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.
Because they can't elope!
No, John! can't see
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
asks his wife. "31 black"
You would to if you had such a long walk home.
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
It's all the same to them
