Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.