Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe