Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!