Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.