Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp