Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...